Everybody Just Relaaaaaaax

Well, Faithful Readers, my nervous breakdown is right on schedule.

We’ve been having some issues with my first novella, Out of Heaven.  The issues are not with me, in fact, other than my frequent freaking out episodes that my publisher DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT, I’m sure I’m a dream to work with.  By the time I call my publisher with my issues, I’ve got myself firmly under control and I’m able to make a coherent argument that doesn’t require me to be laying on the floor in the produce department of the grocery store. 

However, a rather lovely and charming new collaborator has entered the picture and has set everything back a good two weeks.  I firmly believe that she will be my saviour and bring back some professionalism to my experience and make everything better than ever.

Dear God in Heaven (the God of editors and Long Island Iced Teas).

Don’t ask me when my book is due out.  My answer for you is: eventually.  I hope: sooner rather than later.  But truthfully: I don’t know.

Deep aggravated and beleaguered sigh.