My Coach would be mortified

I’ve been chewing a lot of gum.  I do it when I’m stressed.  Or hungry.  That explains why I’m chewing a lot of it.  Anyway, I was driving along on the way to pick my kids up from school when it occurred to me the current wad of gum in my mouth was pretty used up.  I was going to toss it out my window, but there was a car right next to me in that lane.  So I unrolled the passenger window, cocked back my arm and threw it out the window. 

Only I didn’t.  It bounced off the door frame and landed on the carpet.

I played 4 or 5 years of softball as a kid and had a 200+ paper route and now I can’t even throw a piece of gum out a window less than two feet away.

It’s really appalling.