But How Long Would the Appraisal Take?

In my dreary day to day life I do mortgages.  I know – not romantic, not exciting, not creative in any way.  Why do you think I keep telling you it’s sucking my soul dry?

Anyway, I was screwing around on the internet at work the other day while on hold – I spend a lot of time on hold – I found these.

Open House at Pooh Corner

by Zach Ayers

100 Aker Wood – 2-story trad Victorian on talking-animal preserve. Guest house in hollow tree (no perm). 24hr p-p-piglet on prem.

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123 Sesame St. – 1 BD/1BA Eng bsmt. Lifestyle frndly. Pets, bbrds, grchs, snfflpgss, lmos OK w/deposit. Sunny nbrhood. Sweet air. Cloud sweeper avail.

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Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood – 0BD/0BA craftsman. Adj to Land of MkBlv trolley. Ample closet space. Model home. Free tote bag w/lease.