TLC stat and then get me a good lawyer

I’m packing my bags.  I have a plane to catch.  I need to get to Lake Como,

sigh

 Italy.  In case you didn’t hear, George Clooney contracted malaria and I’m certain he needs my tender loving care to be nursed back to health.

MSNBC claims he’s doing fine with medication, but it’s better to be safe than sorry.  There is a brow in Italy than needs patting.  Sponge baths that

I bet George would let me have another dog

need giving. 

A gorgeous, witty movie star that needs tucking in at night.

I’m quite certain I can get in there and do some good before the restraining order takes effect.