And you’ll be well compensated in desserts and free books
I learned something today about Lady Gaga which I think changes my opinion of her. Honestly, I don’t have a bad opinion of her; really it’s more of a “whatever” opinion. I see her as the Madonna/Cindy Lauper/Alice Cooper of this generation. She’s performance art – if you consider her art. That’s not the point of this post.
I heard today that Ms. Gaga requires all her staff, her minions if you will, speak with an English accent.
I’m totally doing that. Ava and I decided the minions won’t necessarily need to have an English accent – just a foreign one. I’m totally fine with Israeli, Canadian, Indian, Spanish, Irish – hell, I don’t know what an Icelandic accent sounds like, but I’m willing to listen to it. If absolutely necessary I might be willing to allow an American Southern accent as long as it sounds very authentic.
I plan on being such a nice overlord that I’ll even permit them to change what accent they wish to use throughout the week. For example, there might be Spanish Monday then German Tuesday and Italian Wednesday, etc.
If you think you can fill the bill, apply within. I’m amassing my army of minions now.
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