Jello was invented by the Devil

The Quill Sisters have received the following letter:

Quill Sisters:

The party of the first part, Dow Chemical, and the party of the second part, the Quill Sisters, are requested to immediately remove the blog entry dated June 10,2011 entitled “Jello is not a Dessert”.   Although this post seems to be in jest, the first party, Dow Chemical, does not appreciate being credited with the invention of jello and/or gelatin.   That’s just mean.  The maligning of a truly fine company is rude and, frankly, not funny.  The next time the second party, the Quill Sisters, wants to credit the first party, Dow Chemical, with an invention, they should research the company on wikipedia – just like everyone else would do.  At a minimum, a written apology is expected on the blog of the second party, the Quill Sisters.  As punishment, we are sending a one year supply of dandelion flavored jello.  

Sincerely,

Scary Attorney’s for Dow Chemical Company 

Dear Dow Chemical,

After receiving your letter, I realized that you are absolutely right to complain.  If someone even hinted that I had invented jello I too would have my attorney, if I had one, send off a scathing letter of correction.  The demand for a written apology is too little for such a vicious attack on your fine company.  In the future, I will be much more careful when attempting to be “funny”.  But admit it, it really could have happened that way!

Sincerely,

Ava