It’s also a really good name for a cartoon squirrel

Good news and bad news! The good news is we heard back from Groupon.  The bad news is really more for Groupon and that is that we have more questions.

Here is their reply:

Thanks for your wonderful email!

I’ve gone ahead and forwarded your message to our P.R. department.

Please let me know if there is anything else I can do to help and, in the mean time, enjoy the picture of Aaron, his bride and Spice.

Regards,

Jane F.

This is the picture Ms. F. enclosed.

We know what you’re thinking.  The first thing that occured to us was, “Who the hell is Aaron?” We’ve done some research on Google and, quite frankly we still don’t know.  I don’t know what they’re thinking of over there at Groupon, but there are a lot of people named Aaron working there.  Also, none of these “Aarons” on the internet are wearing beards nor did they pose for profile pictures on the internet. That is very inconvenient.

Following is the letter we fired off to Groupon this evening:

Dear Cindy Lou Who,
 
Thank you for your response.  We will now stop bad-mouthing you on our blog.
 
We were delighted by your enclosed picture of Aaron, his wife and Spice. While researching who Aaron is, we came across the name Daniel Kibblesmith.  It that his real name? It’s a fantastic name and it may be appropriated.
 
When do you think the PR Department will contact us so we can make arrangements to pick up the cat.  Also, if Spice is still available, we’d be happy to have him, too. We’d hate for him to be alone.
 
We look forward blah blah blah.
 
Best,
 
The overly anxious Quill Sisters
 
PS – what is the cat’s name?  We can’t keep calling him “cat”, although we do think Kibblesmith is an excellent name for a cat.

As always, we’ll keep you posted on their response as soon as we receive it.  We have nothing but good thoughts about Kibblesmith and Spice coming to live with us.