You have questions, I have answers.

My blog post about breakfast donuts caused several people to ask me two questions. 

#1 – What are the three food groups?

Really?  I can’t believe I actually know folks who did not attend kindergarten.  The food pyramid is taught to all  children their first year of school, isn’t it?  Anyway – for those of you who missed that day in class, the three food groups are Dessert, Chocolate, and Bread.  Here is a copy of the food pyramid that I pulled off of the Internet in like five seconds flat.  Here’s a tip: if you are ever in a hurry to get all of your necessary foods into one meal, have a chocolate croissant.  Dessert, chocolate, bread – it’s that simple.  With just one food item you have the whole day covered!

#2 – Did the girl who lives with you eat the donut you smuggled into her lunch?

Nope, she did not.  She gave it to a boy she is friends with.  He gave half to another  boy.  Both of them sat next to her for several days until they realized that the only sad snacks likely to come out of her lunch box are carrots and celery.  I tried to explain to her that normal children like donuts but she refused to listen.  She mumbled something about the food pyramid.  I think she said the food pyramid she saw in kindergarten had vegetables on it – how odd.  She needs to change her bad food habits or I fear no man will marry her.