Loving Words

Last night when I was getting Sassy and The Bandit out of their bath, they were squabbling. The Bandit looked at his sister and said, “Sissy, you’re a rotten ass!” I turned to him, “What did you say?”. He repeated it, but I still wasn’t sure I heard correctly. I asked again, and he repeated it again. I asked a third time, just to be really sure and he said it again, emphasising every syllable, “Rooootteeeen AAAAAssssssss.”
So I asked him where he heard that. His response, “Oh, it just came from my heart.”