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Published February 13, 2012 | By thequillsisters

Sometimes, while I”m watching the Grammy’s, I wonder if these people have ever rehearsed these songs. Or maybe they’re drunk.

Bruuuuuuuuuce opened the show. As far as I’m concerned he can do no wrong. He’s going on tour again this year. Anyone who claims (brags) to be less that 4.75 degrees away from The Boss should definitely do something about that.

I see the Beach Boys stopped fighting long enough to sing Good Vibrations. I watched, riveted, waiting for a slap fight to start-up, but I was disappointed.

Adele is so gorgeous – her stunning voice besides. I love when she speaks. Her accent is so thick you really have to pay attention to follow along. And her performance was fabulous.

My Honey wasn’t impressed with the Paul McCartney song. I did sound like something Tony Bennet would have done. If anyone is listening, I think it would be a great duet.

I can’t imagine how Diana Ross can sleep with all that hair. She might have owls living in there and she’d never know.

Every time I see Taylor Swift sing live I want to kick the ass of the guy who invented Autotune. Without that computer program the girl would be a fairly successful song writer but she sure as hell wouldn’t be singing.

My Honey would also like to know who Chris Brown blew to get to perform two times. You know what I say? BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

They let The Foo Fighters play twice which was totally fine with me. When I win the

Honest to God, I have no idea

lottery, I’m totally renting them to play the party. It will be so awesome. Dave Grohl is one of those guys I think would be a real hoot to goof around with.

You know what we don’t get? The Acid Mickey Mouse. I think we’re too old. Or

I have even less of an idea

we don’t go to enough raves. Or any raves. Cause we’re too old to go to raves.

You know what we really, really, really don’t get? Nicki Minaj. What the hell iswith that? I suspect the Catholic church had a collective heart attack during her performance. I haven’t seen anything this bizarrely associated to the church since Madonna did Like a Prayer. And this from an atheist.

One final note before I sign off to watch the season premier of The Walking Dead. I don’t think Paul McCartney combed his hair. Ava will not be impressed.