How long would we get for lunch?

Alternative Press

Desert City, AZ

“Tag, we’re not it either.”

Apparently the Republican Party isn’t getting the Quill Sisters.

“We don’t know what to tell them, but we’re too busy,” Amylynn reportedly told the representative of the GOP when contacted about running for the VP slot with Mitt Romney. “We have a lot of projects up in the air right now. Besides, we already have really awful jobs.”

“Umm, yeah, no,” Ava agreed. “We don’t think Mittens has a good enough sense of humor to make us hang around with him that much.”

“”You’ll just have to give Mitt our regrets,” Kelli suggested. “We’re too busy keeping our eye on Mexico over here.” Her Sisters howled in laughter at her jest reminding us all of the last VP debacle.

The Quill Sisters was simply the latest in a long line of up and comers to refuse the VP slot for the 2012 election following behind Marco Rubio, Nikki Haley, Tim Pawlenty, and Susana Martinez among others. While it might be considered strange to ask three people to sit in the single seat occupied by the VP, Amylynn reminded this reporter that the Sisters travel in a pack. Besides, they all share the same brain anyway.

Not even these guys are gonna make that happen

“You know, we heard Chris Christie already ate all the cake at Party headquarters,” Kelli noted. Her Sisters nodded in unison at the deal killer.

“Wait a minute,” Ava asked giving the Republican Party a chance to hold their collective breath, “Wait, is there a fuzzy animal in it for us? Yeah,you know what, never mind.”