Adorable and strangely odd

This is "downward facing dog" bwhahahahahahahaha

Because I know you all care, Internet, I’m gonna show you some pictures. You’re going to like them. They’re funny.

This is Winnie. I swear to Zeus, this picture is not posed. She is sound asleep here, and I didn’t disturb her because I wanted to see how long she would stay like this if undisturbed. I was sitting on the end of the couch when she slithered down to the floor. She left her back legs and butt on the cushion but her front legs and head rested on a blanket on the floor. She stayed that way, doing an outstanding impersonation of a Slinky, for twenty minutes before she slipped the rest of the way to the floor.

Odd, right? Do note, however, that she’s a lovely, glossy black and that’s she’s really getting big at six months.

This tiny little pumpernickel is Jojo. This picture really gives you some perspective of just how tiny he is. He’s laying on my laptop, his head is resting on the little mouse square. He’d just finished viciously stalking a fly, my wiggling toes and jumped and flipped around like a maniac for several exhilarating minutes. Like most babies, he goes a million miles an hour and then just drops into a coma. An adorable coma.

Just in case you wondered how Roscoe the Idiot Dog is doing, here’s a reminder. All is still well. He’s still completely bonkers.

You know you have them and you’re dying to share with us. Tell us about your weird/cute/questionable pet story. What nonsense are they up to these days? Send pictures. We love pictures. We’ll share them with the whole internet. Puppies (!) and kitties (!) everywhere! Look at all the exclamation points!