Memorial Day

The Quill Sisters have taken the day off. We figure if Bank of No Forks is closed then, Holy Zeus, everyone must be closed.

Except the mall, of course. And the movie theaters. And restaurants. And theme parks.

Whatever, The Quill Sisters will be back to snark again tomorrow.

What are  you going to do with your day off? Please tell us you had one. You did right? Is your boss so awful? Oh, we get it. You’re in the service industry, right? You people never the day off. We’re sorry. We’ll leave a good tip.