Hello Roomba!

my adorable pink vacuum

Ava, Kelli and I have been looking for someone to blame that we’re not as svelte as we’d like.  You go ahead and read any synonym in there that you like – within reason.

The British scientists say it’s because modern women don’t do heavy housework anymore. They report that we can directly associate our growing waist lines to the fact that we no longer push around twenty-five pound vacuum cleaners.

I have an adorable pink Dyson. It’s very light BUT it’s pink and profits from that

my g’ma’s T-Rex vacuum

model went to breast cancer research. I may be fat but I’m stylish and philanthropic.

My great-grandmother had a Kirby vacuum that could suck the paint off the walls, but was like pushing around a Volkswagen. She was also teeny tiny. Correlation?

Whatever.

We think we might sue Hoover.

Don’t tell us you believe in this whole exercise nonsense?  What should we do to these scientists that keep insulting us in this manner? Stringing them up is too much work, frankly.