A free pass

I love Steve Carell. I think I first found him on The Daily Show and then became a huge fan of The Office and later The 40 Year Old Virgin. You can imagine that I’m really looking forward to Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.

The premise of the movie is that a huge asteroid is coming and it will destroy Earth. If you know that everyone is going to die, and nothing will matter in the end anyway, what would you do with your last three weeks on this planet? Not counting the serious loving and cuddling of your family, because of course, duh, you’d do that. But what else?

I would eat all the cupcakes.

My Honey says he would go find a couple of people who’ve needed an ass whooping for a long time.

I’d go drive both a Lamborghini and a 1967 Mustang Shelby Cobra GT500 very, very fast.

I’d make them let me pet a panda.

Go to Rome.

I’d manage to track down Bruce Springsteen and ask him as nicely as possible to do a live version of Thunder Road for me.

The prospects are limitless. What would you do with your last three weeks? Would it be illegal, because honestly, what difference would it make?