Election results go great with Merlot

Is it over yet? I’m telling you, if tomorrow wasn’t election day, I’d go find a cave and move in till it was all over. As it is, I have a horrifying suspicion that tomorrow won’t be the end. That damn hurricane may cause all kinds of problems no one had previously considered.

What if Florida or some other stupid state has a hanging chad problem or something equally inane and annoying.

I just want it to end. I want all the stupid signs down. I don’t want to see the commercials anymore. I want to read about something else online and in the paper.

Soon.

As for tomorrow – get out and vote. There are people all over the world fighting and dying for that right. Don’t squander it.

Then join me at the cave for a drink.