Maybe My Hole Punch Will Do It.
I went to write a post yesterday and it didn’t happen. I stared at the blank screen. And stared and stared and stared. Nothing came out. I have a notebook I keep with me so I can remember funny things that happen that I want to blog about. I looked at the notebook and all those little potential pots of blogging gold and my reaction was, “meh.” I think I’ve run out of words. I haven’t even been talking as much today as I normally do. I’m sure my coworkers are thanking whatever it is that has shushed me up. I’m an quite confident that another delivery of words is expected soon. I hope that there will be many words that have multiple syllables for the Girl that lives at Ava’s house. I also hope that when I string these words together, at least some of them are funny.
So I leave you with this:
My Honey was waking up The Bandit this morning.
“Time to wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. Come on, little dude, time to get up,” he said in a sing song voice.
A tiny, sleepy, grumpy voice came from under the covers, “Nooooo, my feet aren’t ready yet.”
Then while I was making my lunch, he wanted to make some contributions. He gave me a Clementine orange and a whole, shelled walnut. “Just ’cause I love you, Mom.”
I have no idea what to do with this walnut.