Let it be noted that I washed out the Tupperware bowl

It’s so fabulous to have Jojo Kitty back at the office. While he was gone we all got so desperate we adopted a lizard one of the girls named Henry. Yes, Henry the Lizard. Don’t make fun of us – you don’t know how awful it was without the cat.

Now that Jojo is back, I did express some concern for the health and well being of dear Henry. Even though Jojo is a super-pampered indoor kitty, he’s a vicious hunting machine. His DNA is readily apparent the minute you see him stalking something.

Today it was Henry.

The poor cat was so exhausted he was barely able to beg during dinner. He didn’t nap all day long – he was too busy being obsessed over hunting that poor reptile. I spied Henry several times throughout the day as he darted under filing cabinets and behind desks. I often heard evidence of his movements from the squealing from my officemates.  I’m 100% certain that in the beginning of the day his tail was longer than it was by the end of the day.

I finally couldn’t take the torture. Despite the shrieking from the rest of the ladies of the office, I managed to nab him with a Tupperware bowl and a piece of copier paper. I turned him loose in the sunny gravel of our front landscaping and exhorted him to find a nice girl lizard and heartily reproduce.

I was then glared at by Joe for the rest of the afternoon. It’s a cruel world, cat of mine.