NEW RELEASES
I’ve been there
This is from one of my favorite blogs – Shoebox.com
I don’t know about you but I’ve attended these very meetings. Sometimes they are in the guise of a soul-sucking conference call.
*There are more than 200 pencils stuck in the ceiling
* The guy next to you keeps saying “it puts the lotion in the basket”
* Liz has broken out her knitting
* The artists are all drawing ways to kill themselves
* The CEO is feeding the pet mouse he keeps in his coat pocket
* Richard has started asking questions to which there are no answers
* The other side of the table is wearing war paint and sharpening their chair legs
* Shoelaces are being tied together in desperate attempt to reach the ground outside.
* Jen has quit doodling and is crying softly in the corner
* Successories Poster Bonfire
* The guy next to you keeps saying “it puts the lotion in the basket”
* Liz has broken out her knitting
* The artists are all drawing ways to kill themselves
* The CEO is feeding the pet mouse he keeps in his coat pocket
* Richard has started asking questions to which there are no answers
* The other side of the table is wearing war paint and sharpening their chair legs
* Shoelaces are being tied together in desperate attempt to reach the ground outside.
* Jen has quit doodling and is crying softly in the corner
* Successories Poster Bonfire
This one should be tattooed to my forehead.
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