Then we won’t have to worry about how to fill our time

So, I’ll bet you’re wondering. “What are you guys doing at work these days?” While we’re waiting for our new jobs, we’re doing a whole lot of nothing and that makes for nine very long hours. The seven of us search for things to do because, while it sounds nice for a day or so, nothing to do for nine hours a day for five days a week and periodic Saturdays is really awful.

I’d like to think I do a ton of writing there, but unfortunately, Bank of No Forks sucks the creativity out of you. We’ve told you that we’ve done each other’s hair. We do constant manicures. The receptionist painted her nails five times on Friday. Sigh. We’ve done seven jigsaw puzzles of increasing difficulty.

We’re considering stealing cable from the business suite next door and bringing in a television.

We did bring in a tabletop grill. Today I made everyone bacon wrapped shrimp and caprese salad. Tomorrow we’re trying Korean ribs.

One day last week, the receptionist and another gal ran to the drugstore for more nail polish and ran across a yard sale wherein an elliptical exercise machine  was purchased.

Seriously.

It was placed in our storage room, but that got lonely so it was moved out to the private lobby so the jigsaw puzzlers can chat with and make fun of the exerciser.

This is the message I received from Ava this morning.

I was on the elliptical for 38 sec. Can you take me to the emergency room when you get here. I’ll be laying on the floor by the door.

It’s possible we’ll all be dead by the end of the week.