It’s also Wonderful Weirdos Day. Yeah – you don’t need to say anything

Sadly, we still work for Bank of No Forks, despite all our efforts to get fired. We’re teasing. We talk a big game about wanting to be fired but that’s no what we really want. We want to be given excellent six months severance packages. Actually, that’s not it either. We want our crappy jobs to be there for as long as WE want them. When we’re ready to quit, then we’ll write one hell of a resignation letter.

That being said, the crap continues to roll over there. Corporate is in our office mucking things up again. Our fingernail painting and screwing around on the internet have been severely curtailed – at least until they leave.

That stresses us out. We need a puppy.

Did you know that National Puppy Day for this year was on March 23. So – shit – we missed that one.

Turns out National Kitten Day is the same day. What the hell? How come March 23 needs so much fuzziness?

So then I looked to see what today was. National Teddy Bear day. YEA! We can totally work with National Teddy Bear day. Get yourself a bear and snuggle on! We knew Carlo was a good idea.