This is fair warning

I’m feeling very Amylynn-ish today about my upcoming BIRTHDAY. I want everyone to know it’s on Dec 4th – which is a Wednesday this year.

“Why? You ask, is that important? You’ve never mentioned your birthday before now. What gives.”

Well, it’s not because I’ll be turning 49 and can thereby really make people help me because I’m “almost 50”. Not that Amy ever falls for that. Or my kids – they never fall for that either. Instead I have to rely on the kindness of strangers. But I digress.

I mention it because Wednesday involves Camels. CAMELS. As in HUMP day. Camels have humps, that’s how that started – just so you know. And they now star in the wildly popular worldwide beloved Geico commercial. Did I mention my birthday is on a Wednesday? Do whatever you have to do to remember that because I want a camel. A CAMEL. I’ve always wanted a camel and now’s my chance, right? Right.

I don’t care where you get him from but he’d better be at my office on Wednesday, December 4th. Don’t forget.