A Bright version of the Advent calendar

Three days till Christmas and we have a casualty count.

Number of ornaments sacrificed to Jojo Kitty: 2 – Cinderella’s glass slipper with Gus and Jacque inside, and Tigger.

Number of Gingerbread houses eaten by the dogs: 3 – God damned dogs.

Number of times an orange tabby Godzilla has tromped through the miniature village and stolen the tiny trees: countless

Number of faces burned while baking cookies: 1. Don’t ask. Only I could burn my face while baking. Seriously. It’s ridiculous.