More cat abuse according to the Abyssinian

Hello, I’m Rickey.  My full name is Mr. Ricochet Zula.  I don’t have a middle name because my mother got out of hand with that when she named her human children and the girl who lives here, being one of the recipients of said middle names, put her foot down.

Thanks to my cousin Joe, over at Amylynn’s house, I was chased down and this red bow was placed around my neck.  Did you catch that?  My neck.  The part I use to breathe through.  Now, I’m not saying anyone was trying to kill me but how does it look to you?  I immediately tried to remove the offending article to no avail.  I went to get the boy who lives here (his middle name is Tiger, I swear, blahahhaaaa) to help me but my crazy staff grabbed me and took this photo.  Do I look happy?

Will someone call the authorities, please?

P.S. Joseph here. I wanted to let you know that I am still wearing my very studly green bow tie and I still look quite dapper in it. Rickey is clearly being a very dramatic pure bred. You know how they are.