But only from normal hot weather and not global warming

Amylynn writes for Carina, who is a division of Harlequin. This “reading” from Bill is really very funny. Our one huge complaint is Bill massacring of the pronunciation of Harlequin.

NOTE – It’s pronounced “Har-le-quin” just like it’s freaking spelled. Not “Har-le-KIN”. Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you?

Otherwise this is hysterically funny.