If you don’t ask to be moistened…

The Sisters have a recurring nightmare. It involves weight gain, vomiting and sleeplessness. Every time we hear about someone getting knocked up–especially a woman older than say 35–we look to the heavens and thank Zeus and Odin and Mother Earth that it isn’t us. We can’t think of anything worse than being pregnant.

Holy mother of pearl!

And then we found our hero.

In the form of a giant  panda. How unbelievably perfect is that?

Ai Hin is a 6-year-old giant panda living in Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Research Center in China. She has been faking a pregnancy in order to get better food, an air-conditioned suite, and round-the-clock care. She’s been stuffing her face with fresh bamboo, buns and fruit. We don’t think she’s experienced even one second of guilt about it either. Can you blame her?

This bear is a genius. A GENIUS, we say.