We are not alone

On Friday we told you about how Ava is dying to see a volcano and live lava flow. We told you that we really want to get close to it.

Some people might think at best we’re troubled and at worse we ARE trouble. We wouldn’t disagree with you. We have a lot of ideas that most people think are folly, or maybe insane. Whatever. We know how we’re perceived.

We also know, in our heart of hearts, if we get the chance to touch a panda, it is happening.

Just like this woman and her friend in Hawaii who trespassed over county property to dunk stuff in the lava. Like egg beaters, forks, coins, and golf clubs. They were arrested. The people who routinely sit across the street in lawn chairs and have picnics waiting for the lava to push its way over the road do not.

If Hawaii was smart, they’d open a special supervised section for people like Ava and me and a zillion other people who are just dying to stick stuff in 2000 degree lava to see it melt and contort.

They could charge–either admission or by the piece.

Another service we provide: Settling the national debt, one idiotic move at a time.