I’m Here!

Bleary eyed and saggy tail, but I’m here.  I just realized I didn’t post yesterday.  Hell, I’m happy I had the appropriate clothes on when I went to work.  I’m a little behind with everything…..I need a new article for the examiner.com site, I need to finish up round two of edits, the laundry is piling up, I need a shower, and I could sleep for a month.

None of the Sisters want to go to work anymore so we’ve formulated a plan.  It’s a simple plan, really.  One of us needs to win the lottery – a big lottery, and then we can put the plan in motion. 

You’ve probably read or heard that Greece is in all kinds of financial trouble.  They’ve been begging for help from other countries, but it’s not looking good.  With our lottery winnings, the Sisters are going to buy Greece.  I don’t think we even need to change the name Greece to Quills or anything like that.  I like the name it has now – people know what to expect from “Greece”.

But here’s the thing.  Anyone or anything that annoys us will be kicked off.  Seriously, I know that I’m not putting up with any crap from anyone when I own the freaking country and I feel fairly confident that my sisters will agree.  There will be no loud talking, no waiters that can’t remember what you ordered three minutes after taking the order, and stupid drivers will be ostracized without a second thought.  In fact, there may not be any other driver’s allowed unless they receive special dispensation from the Quills committee – which will only meet to discuss grievances once a quarter and only for thirty minutes, so you better distill your complaint down to twenty seconds or less.

I know that our Constitution will be long and convoluted, but you can be assured that there will be lots of national holidays (unless it’s an inconvience to us).

I bet you can guess what the National Food will be.