This is why I don’t want to go to work

Ava was unbelievably delighted when I told her that a customer spent our entire time together hitting on me.  In front of his wife no less. 

This sort of thing absolutely makes Ava’s day.  I don’t know why she gets such glee from seeing me squirm, but she does.  Had she been there today she would have watched avidly, eyes gleaming and then spent the rest of the day torturing me.  I’m sure that some of her pleasure was diminished by the fact that she could only tease me via text.

This man decided that I had “Angelina Jolie lips” and he became fixated by this discovery.  He even went so far as to make me turn around and show his wife so she could agree with his assessment. 

It was a very strange day at work all the way around.  One of my coworkers received a very strange call from a woman that had us all shaking our heads in disbelief.  Because we’re all in sales, we put our cell phone numbers on our business cards.  A woman called to verify that her husband had indeed been in our office seeking information about our product and not “picking up digits”.  The crux of the phone conversation centered around whether or not my coworker was having an affair with her husband because he was in possession of her cell phone number.

Very odd indeed.