In case there was any concern

20 Reasons Why the Sisters are Never Climbing Mount Everest

1. Ummm. Outside. Hello?
2. Have you seen how cold it is there?
3. As much as we’ve wanted to hire our very own Sherpa, this is frankly not enough incentive.
4. **shiver** Snow.
5. They won’t let us bring our cats. We tried shoving Jojo Kitty into a back pack and it didn’t go well.
6. We have too many television shows were dedicated to.
7. It’s mostly all up hill, and we don’t really like up hill.
8. We aren’t even willing to walk back up the Grand Canyon. Seriously. 29,000 feet. Right.
9. There isn’t a Starbucks up there.
10. Or a Chipotle.
11. Frostbite is not attractive. We can’t type our books if we have no fingers.
12. We don’t sleep in tents.
13. Snow Leopards? Hmmmm, maybe. Nope, still no.
14. No cell phone reception.
15. We have very deep concerns about where a person pees when it’s that cold.
16. If we went to Everest, who would do all the laundry? Who?
17. Apparently it’s very crowded up there.
18. And littered with debris. We can stay home and yell at people to pick up their stuff.
19. Surely you’re not serious
20. We’re so sorry. That’s the month we wash our hair.

This is by no means a comprehensive list. We reserve the right to add reasons up to infinity.