Yay Sunday

I have a sick kid – we call these episodes pukapalooza. Daddy pulling room clean up duty while I’m doing laundry. We’ve already mopped the hall from – you guessed it. Poor little dude.

These are some things I’ve considered over the course of the day.

One must take considerable care when opening  pack of steak knives. I’ll just leave you with that info.

Vince Neil was in the audience at the Country Music Awards. Do you think he’s so hard up that he needs to take a job as a seat filler now that Motley Crue has wrapped things up?

I’m disturbed by these calls to action that use ridiculously soft language. In this particular instance some country dude was extolling us to care about Americans who are “Food Insecure”. WTF? People are freaking hungry. Say that. Say people are starving and they don’t know where their next meal is coming from or how they’re going to feed their kids. If you want people to care, then make them care with real language. “Food Insecure” is just ridiculous.

You know what else is ridiculous – the CMAs doing an in memoriam piece for Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots), David Bowie, and Lemmy. Glen Frey I can sorta see, but sitting there nodding their heads to the beat of a Moterhead song while wearing sequined gowns? I’m offended on his behalf.

Here’s a life lesson I’m giving you that I can never seem to remember. Always, ALWAYS, get a beverage before you go into the bowels of Costco. Sometimes the samples are YUCKY and you’re going to need to wash that taste out of your mouth.

I hate getting my car washed. Unlike Ava who gets her car washed nearly every day. Even if it’s raining. Seriously. She bought unlimited washes and she’s taking advantage. I sorta feel like the dirt is helping to hold Dave Durango together.

Laundry never, ever ends.