Cloud 9 all full up

The Reality Train pulling into the station.  Departing soon for all stations South of Wonderland.  First stop – Overflowing Toilet in the Front Bathroom.

Also stopping at Litter Box Needs to Be Changed and Dear God, What Is That Smell?

The universe called, I need to participate again.  Drat.  Apparently, I’ve floated around on that little success long enough.  Life needs to be dealt with – and pronto.

The Bandit wet his bed and the sheets need to be washed.  The toilet really is inexplicably overflowing in the front bathroom.  The cat box is damn near lethal.  Something is rotten in the state of the laundry room and that needs to be discovered, quickly.  The dog ate a full loaf of bread.  And then the bread that was thawing out from the freezer.  AND THEN a dozen homemade blueberry muffins. 

I am alarmed by how many things on this list involve odors.  Maybe you shouldn’t stop by the house until I get this under control.

There is no more time to sit on your laurels.  Get your butt back in the chair and some new words on paper. HUP! HUP! HUP!