Are you ready?

The end of the world is scheduled for tomorrow. Are you ready? Are you prepared? 

I’m not. All I’ve done to prepare is eat all the cookies and let the gasoline in my car run out. I figure I’ll die fat but sated and I’m certainly not wasting any money on gas just for the end of the world. Where the hell would I drive to anyway?

These weather forecasts totally crack me up. I love that people are so clever.

Well, I’ll either chat with you on Friday with the 5 Favorite Things…

Or I won’t.

I’d rather the world end in a fiery ball as opposed to an ice age. I really, really hate being cold.