I LOVE the Oscars

I was really trying to write a blog tonight – but the Oscars are on and I’m watching them and Twitter at the same time and I can’t get over how freaking funny people are.

And the dresses. Dear God. My Mom keeps asking when I plan to be over my diet. I have an answer now. When I look like Stacy Keibler. Of course, I’ll have to grow like 3 feet as well.

I loved  Daniel Day Lewis’s speech. Who knew he was so funny? I’d guessed he was charming – he is Irish after all. But funny seemed like too much to hope for.

I do have some advice for Jennifer Lawrence ~~ Honey, I fall down and embarrass myself all the time and I really understand your desire to get up as quickly as possible when you do it in front of an international audience. That’s just the natural instinct of self-preservation kicking in. I’d hate to fly against natural instincts, especially one’s I employ so often myself. But, pumpkin, when Hugh Jackman jumps up to your aid, you lay there for a minute. For Zeus’s sake, girl. Lay there. Perhaps you lean against him, suggest he carry you up the stairs. Find a boo-boo for him to kiss if at all possible.

You know that girl is going to resent leaping up from those stairs for the rest of her life.