A New Retirement Plan

I sent The Bandit off to kindergarten today.  He looked very small in his little uniform.  I was so flustered, I forgot to take his picture.  He was so cute putting his little Lone Ranger lunch box and his Transformer backpack in his cubbie.  Deep sigh.

Someone better get me a puppy because bad things are happening in the area of my womb.  It’s feeling very vacant, and I need something cute and little.

Speaking of The Bandit.  I’ve starting charging him a dime every time he calls someone a moron.  I took the hint from Ava – and it may not be the best parenting skill, but the incidences have cut way down.

I’m wanna start charge Sassy a dime everytime she tattles.

I expect to retire by October.