Head full of completely useless knowledge
I know lots of ways to get a thrill. Roller coasters, birthday presents, narrowly missing a speeding ticket – all of these things are thrilling.
But sometimes it’s the little things that give me the biggest boost. Stupid little things. Like when I’m cooking dinner and I actually concentrate enough to make all the food required for the meal.
When there’s a coupon in the paper for $2.00 off the shampoo you really like but costs a fortune and then further in the paper you find it on sale somewhere. Double Bonus!
Clearance Coach shoes at Dillards.
I could go on and on, but I got one of my little thrills today. It’s really so stupid but it makes me cheer out loud every time it happens.
I’ll be writing along and a $20.00 word comes up in my sentence. If I spell it right the first time, without a snarky red, wavy line from Microsoft, I get giddy.
This particular time the word was: coalesce.
I just did it again! It’s a short word, but is has that sneaky “sce” at the end.
I probably just need a vacation. I might be truly pathetic.
(Just so you know, when I ran spell check I got “truly” and “sentence” wrong. Deep sigh. And then reality comes back up to bite you.)
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